We’re all probably going to go out screaming, so the best thing to do prior to that is to try to try to pack that life with as much wonderfulnes, fun, productivity. Surround youself with people that are gonna fucking help you do that, you know, ‘cause in this world, there’s not a lot of support. There’s a lot of negativity. There’s a lot of fucking cynicism…
…The world is full of fucking “Why,” man.
You tell people something, They’ll tell you why. Throw a rock, and you’ll hit somebody with “why?”
Like, “Hey, man, I want to make a movie.” “Why?” “Why do you think you can do that? Why? Why? Nobody else is doing it. Why are you doing it?”
There’s so much fucking “Why?”
You go out and find “Why not?” You surround yourself with “Why not?” People who are just like, “Why not?” Where you’re like, “Hey, man, I’m gonna try something,” and they’re like, “All right, why not? Let’s give it a shot.” People who will try to help you try to help you do your dream, make your dreams come true and shit, and you’d do the same for fucking them.
We’re all in this together, and it costs nothing to encourage a fucking artist…just like Wayne Gretzky said, like, you miss 100% of the shots you never take. It’s always worth the fucking shot…I’m talking about artsy shit, you know, writing a blog, fucking making some music, making a movie, making a fucking cupcake store or fucking a knitting store or fucking putting together a youtube clip, just anything that’s just not fucking, “Oh, we must do this because its part of my job, or this will get me money. Some shit you just do to see if it can be done. Live a “why not?” life, man, because we’re all gonna die fucking screaming.
— Kevin Smith, Burn in Hell
Are they holding hands?
(Source: luciferssextape)
wincestuous:
Do you ever think about
like celebrities masturbating?
Well, shit, half of J2 is about that. How can you not?
(Source: gaywolf, via hesmybrother)
I don’t know what’s more disturbing — that one of the Four Horsemen live in Maine or that he drives a Honda.
btw, come play my Supernatural-themed vanity plate game…
I bought a beautiful new Jeep Wrangler Sport in the “Crush” color option today, and over the last few days I’ve been contemplating vanity plates, because if I’m going to splurge on my “dream car”, I might as well go all out. It turns out that someone who can’t possibly make a decision on a dish pattern for dinnerware, can’t possibly make up her mind on something as important as a vanity license plate either. After all, it’s such an important statement about myself.
It did get me thinking about what kind of vanity plates might be displayable for Supernatural fandom. After all, there are so many limitations in getting the message across. So, I thought I’d challenge fandom to come up with their own displays — and no challenge is complete without rules and a fun way to present the results, right?
The Rules:
- The maximum total characters allowed is seven (7).
- Up to six (6) of those characters can be alphabetic letters (a - z) or numerical digits (0 - 9).
- One character must be a space ( )or a dash (-).
- There can be only one dash (-).
- The first character can never be a space ( ) or a dash (-).
- The last character can never be a dash (-).
- There can only be one space ( ) in positions 2 through 5.
- Be clever.
Here’s two helpful links: ACME License Maker and Dictionary of Custom License Plate Terms. Use the first one to turn your Supernatural-themed Vanity Plate into something we can all see and repost, inserting your License into your post!
Here’s my example.
The plot bunny might sound familiar, the cast of names might even ring a bell, but the stories are as creatively different as Star Wars and Star Trek or Law & Order and Criminal Minds…
Take one sexy voice on college radio and one faithful listener…and three familiar writers
Then Again I Just Might by Charylotte and Miss Brie
Painfully shy Jared finally gets the courage to call the voice of his dreams…will he get the courage to do more? Jensen finds himself strangely drawn to the friendly if timid man on the radio, even begins to look forward to his calls. Is it possible to fall in love with someone you’ve only spoken to on the phone?
To The Beat of Our Noisy Hearts by lostt1
As the first sophmore to make the Top Ten Bachelors since 1988, the campus’ hottest DJ ambiguously-sexual Jared Padalecki has caught the eye of possibly everyone on campus. His good friend and co-radio manager uses the publicity to play a radio version of the Dating Game with Jared as the prize and secretly has his straight but Jared-crushing roommate Jensen to call in to play. Will Jared survive being a sex-eberty? Will Mike survive setting Jensen up? Will Jared and Jensen actually ever meet?
pretty, pretty eyes
(Source: trojanka)
Seriously, who’s hand is on Jared’s butt? And why couldn’t it have been mine?
(Source: aplacewithmagic)
Everyone always talks about Jensen’s eyes but damn.
(Source: spndiary, via carnalcarnival)
The Billionaire’s Reluctant Husband by house_of_lantis
Playboy Jensen Ackles needs a husband pronto if he wants to keep the family business and his inheritance — especially his inheritance. After a chance meeting with his rival’s son, Jensen decides the quiet and hardworking Jared Padalecki is the perfect candidate and blackmails the Padalecki’s into an arranged marriage to save their family business from a hostile take-over. However, the arrogant and selfish Jensen finds himself increasingly unhappy with the agreed to open marriage lifestyle and the fact that his fiance refuses to be in the same room with him except for public appearances. As Jensen becomes obsessed with Jared, he discovers that maybe Jared isn’t as innocent as he seems. In fact, Jared is hiding a dark past that could prove deadly to Jensen.
Crossing the Double Yellow by mia6363
People rarely ever think of legends before they were legends. No one tries to picture Elvis Presley as an awkward teenager or Marilyn Monroe as anything but an irreplaceable sex symbol. It‟s just in human nature to idolize individuals to such an extent that they transcend mortality. They somehow become inhuman and untouchable… and that is how many people remember Jared Padalecki.
Before the cars, before the city, before Jensen…
Damaged Goods by insane_songbird
For three years, a serial killer has been hunting young, attractive, handicapped men in the Dallas area. The police have no leads until the latest victim, Jensen Ackles, manages to turn the tables on his captor. The police believe the case is closed, when they discover the man Jensen accidentally killed during his daring escape. Only Detective Jared Padalecki believes Jensen when he claims something isn’t quite right.
Dosovedanya, Mr. Darcy by casspeach
After taking a long leave of absence when his life-partner committed suicide, U.S. Marshal Jensen returns to his job at WitSec and finds himself and his partner Alona assigned to protect a witness on a case he suspects might be linked to the one which put his police officer life-partner in a wheelchair 3 years ago. Jared is a graduate student of Slavic languages and the accidental witness to a massacre in the Russian tea house where he works. He may also be the only one who can help Jensen decipher the truths from the cover-ups and the secrets so Jensen can save them both.
Fourth Wall by raina
When famous, murder mystery writer Jared Padalecki’s most recent ex-girlfriend is found gruesomely murdered exactly the way one of the victims in his new, unpublished book is murdered, he turns to his college ex-boyfriend, criminal defense attorney Jensen Ackles for help. Considering both break-ups were extremely unpleasant, matters quickly get complicated both personally and professionally when both the case and their relationship turn out far more difficult and volatile than either expected, and the lines between fiction and reality, past and present begin to blur.
The Inscription by alienat
Still recovering from losing his partner back on the West Coast, Detective Jensen Ackles begins his first day at the NYPD with a fresh body from a new serial killer, who’s calling card is a bloody inscription carved into the young, beautiful victims — J.P. It soon becomes clear that the inscription is a challenge to one of the NYPD’s star detective-profiler’s, but the man in question left the NYPD and New York 18 months ago after his beloved little sister fell victim to the Venus Killer, and he has no intention of ever coming back to the game.
The Man in the Moon by renegadeangelz
Pediatric surgeon Jensen Ackles is in a rut till a bullet to the chest and a near death experience changes everything. Now Jensen’s seeing and hearing things that can’t be real — like the man who claims to have been taken by the Lost Angel, a serial killer currently making headlines on the nightly news. Is Jensen going crazy or is the man that keeps appearing to him more than the workings of a traumatized mind?
Murder by Space by candygramme
Jensen is an old-school private eye, based on a space resort that caters for high end clients. When movie star Jared Padalecki retains him to find out who’s trying to kill him, he may have bitten off more than he can chew, even with telepathic powers to give him the advantage.
Someone You Might Have Been by fleshflutter
Jared is a secret super agent. Jensen is his awesome handler/support tech. There is an evil international terrorist organization bent on world-wide anarchy and chaos. There are moles, idealists, high tech weapons, explosions, assassinations, battles to the death, tuxedos, hacking… (warning: it’s a roller coaster ride of emotions and worth every second)
Song of the Reaper by jenshih_blue
Jensen Ackles is a cynical private detective. One night a dark-haired beauty by the name of Genevieve walks into his office and hires him to discover the truth behind the death of her fiance, Jared Padalecki, a local artist. The cops have labeled it a suicide, but she refuses to believe it. As Jensen digs into her fiance’s mysterious past, he finds himself drawn into a a darker world than he imagined. And when he starts seeing the man in question in all the impossible places?